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Thursday, July 02, 2009

 
evidently this is a trend.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

 
flatulence often leads to romance.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

 
MJ Dead Skin Mask
 
do you like to party?
 
i can finally celebrate my patriotism.

Monday, June 29, 2009

 
yes that's really what they called it.
 
Good advice from the past (especially after a proper soiling)
 
Farah, Ed, Billy, Sky, and MJ, doing just fine (thanks Bill)

Saturday, June 27, 2009

 
lazy? want pancakes? batter blaster (thanks Joel)
 
finally, an answer for those living in park slope.
 
"you're so sexy when you sleep."
 
We have been monitoring the situation for the last week and came to one conclusion. Arthur Kade, you are a super douche and our hero. Respect!

Friday, June 26, 2009

 
This just in, Lost photos of Air France Flight 447’s last moments. Nice work Bolivian News Team!
 
Burger King "blow job" ad dissected
 
the answer to today's burning news question.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

 
Italian voice guy getting crazy on Fresh Prince of Bel Air
 
Behold the genius that is Burger King Diamond
 
Paintings of Obama nude with pancakes, unicorns, and Ugly Better. That is all....
 
Nude Sports Blog (possibly the crappiest porn ever) NSFW!

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

 
Superior Web Solutions (not compatible with Firefox) (turn up the sound)
 
meatatarians unite!
 
it's true, autotune is everywhere.

Monday, June 22, 2009

 
"larping" is definitely not a new sexual maneuver.
 
"gallery of regrets"
 
What do you call a hot dog stand in a church?

Sunday, June 21, 2009

 
best detention slip ever

Saturday, June 20, 2009

 
i've heard of man hands, but the dreaded "penistoe thumb?"

Friday, June 19, 2009

 
The Complete Social Media Douchbag
 
"i am my mother."

Thursday, June 18, 2009

 
Obie Fernandez has some Facebook Issues.
 
athletes not getting laid despite being stars of the latest major sporting craze.
 
Mmmmmmm....bologna
 
Crazy rabbit lady just doesn't have the same ring to it.
 
whacko announcer finishes goals with movie quotes. "score! you did the motorboat didn't you?!"

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

 
Amazing Misdemeanor
 
Can I get a few STARS ON MY FACE
 
recession got you down? there is work out there. and i DO mean "out there."

Monday, June 15, 2009

 
Celebrities Upside Down James Earl Jones and Jennifer Aniston are definite highlights.
 
The Nipple Bra

Sunday, June 14, 2009

 
better than a bedroom DJ

Friday, June 12, 2009

 
finally, the comprehensive guide to asians.
 
maintain your dignity, y'all. but does it hold wet wipes?

Thursday, June 11, 2009

 
sketchy.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

 
ohio news station reports just the bear facts.
 
top o' the muffin to YOU!

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

 
shouldn't be hard to spot THIS guy.

Monday, June 08, 2009

 
Sweden got talent
 
and the winner of dumb face tattoos somehow is NOT the earth crisis guy.
 
heavy metal parrot.
 
Bret Michaels gets upstaged by backdrop

Friday, June 05, 2009

 
Interactive, walk around, and look at awesome boobs game
 
creepy dude offed by dog.

Thursday, June 04, 2009

 
Strata Management says no to animals
 
My friend Erikkka's future husband.
 
The autobiography of Joseph L. Monzo
 
also like pringles? horrible rappers.
 
dance moves.

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

 
unicorns are like pringles, i couldn't have just one.
 
literal video.

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

 
i've heard of mailbox baseball, but come on.
 
latest trend in biking / rapping and video games.

Monday, June 01, 2009

 
jewcats.

Friday, May 29, 2009

 
circus bears.
 
oldie but goodie: orson wells hocking champagne.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

 
Pop Stache
 
everything you want in a movie.
 
just gonna state the facts here: eastern european tranvestite rap.
 
The deposit link is the only link you need. (thanks Jesse!)

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

 
bacon + vodka, together at last (via Hatti)
 
finally the snuggie has some competition.
 
brady's keeping it gully, son.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

 
no shame, old man

Thursday, May 21, 2009

 
meat panties.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

 
Those without brothority need not apply

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

 
Cat Workouts. Work it

Monday, May 18, 2009

 
Did someone blink?
 
How to play slots
 
Max Skate Bike!
 
For crying out loud! (Thanks Lilli)

Friday, May 15, 2009

 
bald presidents
 
feel good song of the summer.

Thursday, May 14, 2009

 
Playing Contra while rocking Contra (Thanks Smith!) Check the DVD.
 
Where to go on your next trip.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

 
100% Terrible Injuries
 
Can't we all just get along? Yes we can!

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

 
in case you needed to know EXACTLY where to get that dildo.

Monday, May 11, 2009

 
canadian knife aficionados take on the cops.

Friday, May 08, 2009

 
nothing brings out the christmas spirit like king diamond.
 
don't matter just don't bite it.
 
Find me the mothers responsible for this. I need an explanation.

Thursday, May 07, 2009

 
Sucklebeast 3000!
 
Headbanging while making fire.
 
eye whisperer.
 
think twice before call that i.t. guy.
 
Jar of Uranium Ore on Amazon? Seriously, what can't you buy on the internetz these days?

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

 
everybody out, pool's closed
 
Captain's Log
 
playing with food.
 
wet pockets, though?
 
Introducing... The Cuchini. (Safe for work, if your work doesn't mind you looking at camel toes.)

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

 
i always said they were a buncha clowns...
 
Dareway? Segway for kids? Sounds like a challenge. The kind that ends with lawsuits.
 
Better than drunk dialing? Texts from last night.

Monday, May 04, 2009

 
puff your way to national fiscal security.
 
Escalator travels with keyboard cat accompaniment.

Sunday, May 03, 2009

 
Hit and Run

Friday, May 01, 2009

 
seriously hott pants
 
California girl beats off two muggers with marching band baton

Thursday, April 30, 2009

 
Juicy Beans and more
 
Slap your troubles away with the Slap Chop

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

 
Cincinnati patrolled by real life superheroes

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

 
sure to make children cry.
 
Techno Viking Grandmas 1 and 2
 
cosby + bolly = yah!
 
Sound the alarm! Popeyes Runs Out of Chicken

Sunday, April 26, 2009

 
The news would sound much better if it was auto-tuned

Friday, April 24, 2009

 
Power Violence shows just ain't what they used to be.
 
turn it up for this summer jam
 
Finally, business cards made for me.
 
how did this pothead manage to put this together: thor gets high

Thursday, April 23, 2009

 
baby got back.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

 
sturdy glass table.
 
Catholic logo failure (via Jesse)
 
moustache
 
are you horny?

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

 
cold lampin'.
 
cougars.

Saturday, April 18, 2009

 
let the beast out

Friday, April 17, 2009

 
is this what is known as a "secret fatty" on nerve.com?
 
they were attempting what is known as the "7 layer dip."
 
Fart again and I'll stab you in the chest

Thursday, April 16, 2009

 
First they're talking about falling, then he calls it... just magical.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

 
Just doesn't scream "clean"

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

 
He really isn't that funny. (Thanks Cap'n)
 
but how do they verify?
 
crucial presidential statistics

Monday, April 13, 2009

 
all in the god-loving, patriotic, american family!
 
stoner genius.
 
Hopefully, you're not in a Rush. (Thanks Cap'n)

Thursday, April 09, 2009

 
technoviking.
 
how do you spell class?
 
Craigslist mktg 101
 
Will you be here tomorrow? (Thanks Bill)

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

 
It's technically called the double flying elbow. (Thanks Andrew)
 
boner jams.
 
Ginger kid has got the moves. II (Thanks Lil Mil)

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

 
This dude means business (cards).
 
Groom of the Stool
 
Forget google earth... MIDDLE EARTH.

Monday, April 06, 2009

 
Bro... bro... check out this site, bro. It's brotally brosome.

Saturday, April 04, 2009

 
Mothers, don't let your babies grow up to be Quato

Friday, April 03, 2009

 
this is what happens when you mix cocaine and pedophilia.
 
exercise techniques.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

 
chad awaits.
 
sturgeon face. that is all.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

 
We just got bought. Google just bought Craplinks!
 
Inspirational dance film trailer (this is real)
 
off like a prom dress.
 
one-stop shopping.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

 
an old craplink may have met his match. hoepfully they'll face off, head-to-head...
 
peoplewhositinthedisabilityseatswhenimstandingonmycrutches.com
 
Memos from Tiger Oil.

Sunday, March 29, 2009

 
The Japanese just one-upped Daisey Duke: Bikini Jeans

Thursday, March 26, 2009

 
wasted volley ball chick passes out.
 
Hey! Come on in... Come on!

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

 
art4god 4 realz.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

 
yeah, he probably did!
 
Bust a move. (NSFW!)
 
burgeoning art student acts out against parents.

Monday, March 23, 2009

 
"best" man?
 
Welcome to the retarded jungle... where chugging coke is worth filming. Yayyah!
 
Excel Hell, the long awaited sequel to Sales Guy vs. Web Dude.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

 
Duet Shredding!

Saturday, March 21, 2009

 
Your shirt is scary (NSFW?)

Friday, March 20, 2009

 
Do midgets have night vision?
 
Too lazy to pray? Software can help with that. (thanks Jesse)

Thursday, March 19, 2009

 
auto tune, when will it stop? (thanks Collin)
 
Please read the review left by "High and Tight"

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

 
better than ripping off his face, i guess.
 
I wonder what Christopher is doing these days...
 
Amazing how the pentagram almost distracts from the makeup.
 
for the badass weiner dog in your life.
 
By the power of Mormon Jesus

Monday, March 16, 2009

 
Wicked fun keyboard drum machine.
 
inexplicable pop art.
 
rat fight.

Friday, March 13, 2009

 
I know if I were a Bills fan, I'd be mad. Which is what I meant when I said "I don't blame Hitler"
 
i. am. awesome.
 
Like Facebook but for rich fucking asshole dooshbags
 
Cops should film an episode in Pittsfield, MA.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

 
i'm waiting on the prime rib sprite, but this looks ok.
 
norris is gonna need this when he leads the right wing revolution.
 
Finally!!! Introducing the iGoatse skin for you iPod. (SFW. Really, I promise.)

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

 
Monkey Stoning Plot Uncovered!

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

 
When you run out of play-dough, there's always a limitless supply of an alternative...
 
S L O W pr0n (mildly NSFW). (Thanks Bill/Josh).
 
Marijuana Pepsi

Monday, March 09, 2009

 
Tiny art director has an amazing way with words.

Friday, March 06, 2009

 
Did he think the police dogs wouldn't smell a whole cast made of it? Really?
 
Talk about Crap PR

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